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Nobody Fucks with the Jesusnana

2009-02-12T12:10:00.001-05:00

It's Darwin's birthday. It's relevant because Bananas + (Darwin - Jesus) = Monkeys. (Monkeys - Darwin) + Bananas = Jesus. Right? Right.

Meatnana

2009-02-08T11:04:00.000-05:00

Japanese Banana

2009-02-06T17:24:00.000-05:00

All my hard blognana work pays off on days like this

The Existentiality of Banananess

2009-02-06T17:12:00.000-05:00

That will will look great hanging above my sofa.

What Price Bananas?

2008-09-10T17:10:00.000-04:00

Antique Mall, Clintonville, Glass, $1 A PIECE

Cup O Joe, S. Hight St., 89 cents A PIECE

banANDY WARHOLna

2008-09-05T15:32:00.000-04:00

There's an Andy Warhol exhibit at The Wexner Center for the Arts next week. I've never been a huge fan of Andy Warhol. Really, I don't like anything visual that requires an artist statement to appreciate it.

But I can say two really good things about Warhol.

1. You can't destroy the integrity of his work by putting it on a shirt, or using it for an advertisement. His stuff is almost making fun of you for liking it in the first place. So, like a velvet portrait of Elvis, the more this terrible junk is dispersed, the more popular it becomes. 2. He's probably the only reason I know about the Velvet Underground.

What Price Bananas?

2008-09-04T13:23:00.001-04:00

Organic, 89 cents a lb at Clintonville Community Market

Bananas On 70's Blanket (yarn and banana on chair)

2008-09-02T16:04:00.000-04:00

What Price Bananas?

2008-08-30T11:26:00.000-04:00

$1.29/lb at North Market.

I bought one.

What Price Bananas?

2008-08-25T18:01:00.001-04:00

49 cents a pound at Giant Eagle on Neil Ave. Yeah, I got some.

But Can You Make It Taste Like Steak?

2008-08-25T14:47:00.001-04:00

Finally scientists have cured the whole "banana flavored banana"problem

DNAna

What am banana?

2008-08-25T14:41:00.001-04:00

I typed the question "Bananas?" into WikiAnswers and found this question posted recently-

UPDATE: I just checked the link. Apparently the original question, which was something like " Why are bananas named for" has been corrected. Eh, sometimes I'm disappointed that dumb stuff goes away.

Some advice

2008-08-25T14:37:00.000-04:00

Don't ever fucking wear this, please.

Blacknanas

2008-08-24T23:38:00.001-04:00

I dunno. I'm impressed, that's all.

Man, 34, Poses for Lame Banana Themed Stock Photo

2008-08-24T23:24:00.000-04:00

2008-08-24T21:48:00.000-04:00

This photographer is a mother fucking genius.

What's Arabic for fingertips?

2008-08-24T21:40:00.001-04:00

Bananas is for lovers

Why So Angry?

2008-08-24T21:35:00.000-04:00

Mad About Banana Muffins

Finally!!!

2008-08-24T20:48:00.000-04:00

The creator of the Banana Saver has thrust bananas through at least a million years of evolution, providing this protective plastic exoskeleton that doubtlessly saves the banana from the embarrassing bruises that it endures after falling from the tops of banana trees. THANK YOU BANANA SAVER!!!

Banana Trees? Oh shut up!

2008-08-24T20:41:00.000-04:00

Banana plants are the largest plants on earth without a woody stem. They are actually giant herbs of the same family as lilies, orchids and palms.

The banana plant reaches its full height of 15 to 30 feet in about one year.

The word 'banan' is Arabic for finger

According to a recent survey amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Bananas scream out in pain

2008-08-19T10:06:00.003-04:00

Terry Gross interviewed author Dan Koeppel on NPR.
Bananas needs your helps

Banana Skins

2008-08-19T10:02:00.000-04:00

Just found this awesome site

A Supermarket in California

2008-08-19T09:47:00.001-04:00

     What thoughts I have of you tonight, Walt Whit-
man, for I walked down the sidestreets under the trees
with a headache self-conscious looking at the full moon.
    In my hungry fatigue, and shopping for images,
I went into the neon fruit supermarket, dreaming of
your enumerations!
    What peaches and what penumbras! Whole fam-
ilies shopping at night! Aisles full of husbands! Wives
in the avocados, babies in the tomatoes!--and you,
García Lorca, what were you doing down by the
watermelons?

    I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old
grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator
and eyeing the grocery boys.
    I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed
the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my
Angel?
...     
  
    Where are we going, Walt Whitman? The doors
close in an hour. Which way does your beard point
tonight?
    (I touch your book and dream of our odyssey in the
supermarket and feel absurd.)
    Will we walk all night through solitary streets?
The trees add shade to shade, lights out in the houses,
we'll both be lonely.
    Will we stroll dreaming of the lost America of love
past blue automobiles in driveways, home to our silent
cottage?
    Ah, dear father, graybeard, lonely old courage-
teacher, what America did you have when Charon quit
poling his ferry and you got out on a smoking bank
and stood watching the boat disappear on the black
waters of Lethe?

                                  Berkeley 1955

-- Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997)

Why Bananas?

2008-08-19T09:37:00.001-04:00

I've found that eating bananas makes my brain work better. It's a subtle but noticeable difference. As bananas became a daily occurrence in my life, other people started talking about their experiences with bananas. Then I began noticing banana imagery everywhere. This blog is exclusively dedicated to bananas. Please feel free to add your own experiences.